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I never wish I could use the Imperius Curse on other people as much as I do when I'm driving.
Grammys vs. CES Devotional? The Bachelor vs FHE? #mormonprobs
My bank keeps taking money out of my account to penalize me for not having enough money. This seems counter-productive.
When people try to relate really specific spiritual experiences in a talk/lesson without giving any specifics. #FastSunday
I've fallen in with audiobooks. Doctor Octopus from the 2nd Tobey Maguire Spider-man is reading me "Treasure Island." He does a thrillingly convincing pirate voice.
What is the proper etiquette when it comes to complimenting strangers on their mustaches?
Why don't they make savory/garlic-scented candles? Or is that just called cooking?
Whenever a character dies in a movie, I try to see if I can stay still for as long as the actor has to on-screen.
The other day I found myself humming the “Umbrellas of Cherbourg” theme while I worked. I quickly stopped when I realized it made me feel like a Disney princess.
They installed security cameras EVERYWHERE at work this week. Hello, I thought this was 2013, not 1984.
If you look in my mirror at just the right angle, it makes you look like an anime character. It was $7.
Sometimes when I'm meeting people, they mistake "pastry school" for "PhD school." And then we have 2 different conversations.
It's Sunday afternoon. I'm going to nap so hard it'll make my bedtime jealous.
I hope the guy next to me in Sunday School realizes that my spirituality is directly correlated with how colorfully my scriptures are marked.
Grammys vs. CES Devotional? The Bachelor vs FHE? #mormonprobs
My bank keeps taking money out of my account to penalize me for not having enough money. This seems counter-productive.
When people try to relate really specific spiritual experiences in a talk/lesson without giving any specifics. #FastSunday
I've fallen in with audiobooks. Doctor Octopus from the 2nd Tobey Maguire Spider-man is reading me "Treasure Island." He does a thrillingly convincing pirate voice.
What is the proper etiquette when it comes to complimenting strangers on their mustaches?
Why don't they make savory/garlic-scented candles? Or is that just called cooking?
Whenever a character dies in a movie, I try to see if I can stay still for as long as the actor has to on-screen.
The other day I found myself humming the “Umbrellas of Cherbourg” theme while I worked. I quickly stopped when I realized it made me feel like a Disney princess.
They installed security cameras EVERYWHERE at work this week. Hello, I thought this was 2013, not 1984.
If you look in my mirror at just the right angle, it makes you look like an anime character. It was $7.
Sometimes when I'm meeting people, they mistake "pastry school" for "PhD school." And then we have 2 different conversations.
It's Sunday afternoon. I'm going to nap so hard it'll make my bedtime jealous.
I hope the guy next to me in Sunday School realizes that my spirituality is directly correlated with how colorfully my scriptures are marked.
I totally agree with #4. Drives me crazy!! If you're not going to tell us what you're talking about, don't talk about it!
ReplyDeleteI do the same thing when someone dies in a movie. I find myself holding my breath so no one can see me breathing :)
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