Today, I:

• didn't even talk to anyone or about anything until 8:30 this evening [sublime]
• finished reading my book
• cleaned our apartment like unto Monica Gellar's
• ate waffles and popcorn
• made a dress
• watched too much Netflix
• how adorable is Tim Robbins, though? I mean, really.
• made butterscotch cookies
• ate cookie dough for dinner
• who needs a boyfriend when browned butter exists??
• wore a hoodie even though it's summertime in the desert
• didn't change out of my exercise clothes all day
• didn't take off last-night's makeup 
• watched Lord of the Rings for the first time in maybe 8 years
• forgot how much I love Merry and Pippin
• just want to ride a horse while wearing a cloak, is all
• have the hots for Liv Tyler's elvish dad

So...yeah, I'd say that over here we've been pretty productive.  We (I) didn't get married today or even go see World War Z like everyone else did, but read that part about the hoodie again. (Disclaimer: I was invited to things...I just preferred my own company.)

Reppin' the single life, bro.  
It's like, why even fall in love when you can just fall asleep instead?