In Search of My True Self

(**WARNING: Egotism ahead**)
Social media self: 
  • Holds lots of babies (no, Michelle, I don’t steal them)
  • Bakes desserts in natural light 
  • Does interesting and diverse activities 
Work self: 
  • Organized
  • Uses "phone voice" when talking to adults
  • Counts down until it's time for another snack


Church self: 
  • The higher the heels, the closer to heaven
  • Spanx
  • Not paying attention well enough to comment in lessons

Date self: 

Travel self: 
  • Has too many things in zip-lock bags
  • Sunburned
  • Wearing shoes inappropriate for the weather

Home self: 
  • Bowl of broccoli + 11 Oreos for dinner  
  • Hair in a bun, legs in stretchy pants
  • Dances without inhibition

(inspired by this comic)

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